"Now, Here’s what we do!
"Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house…"
"We spray her with the hose - soaking her from head to toe!"
"Leaving us relatively dry."
"Well, there’s bound to be some splashback.."
But first, we gotta get clean. And not because anybody’s telling us to. We’re doing this just for us, right?
he’s on an important journey
Career goal: Puppy Bowl referee.
Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]
without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda
my brother had a beyblading accident today
New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.
annoying pseudo intellectual looks
Is she drinking urine?
Im sorry you don’t know what tea looks like and im also sorry your piss looks like that you dehydrated ass hœ..
i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me
when the tag of your fave character is absolutely terrible